Frankly, I am surprised that I am coming up on 200 entries in this thing. Old Faithful. Mount Rushmore. The Grand Canyon. Kobebeef. Classic, majestic, and a big hole in the ground.

I still wish that the VW commercial with the ELO song and the cute guy were an actual movie. I saw it in the movie theater during the previews before 'I Spy,' and I was so heartbroken to find that the guy -- the lovely protagonist -- ended up staring at a Volkswagen Bug or whatever.

And immediately following the commercial was a preview for KANGAROO JACK.

WHYYYYY.