Your Reverse Astrology Results
Aries Mar 21 to April 19 46
Taurus April 20 to May 20 66
Gemini May 21 to June 21 62
Cancer June 22 to July 22 66
Leo July 23 to Aug 22 55
Virgo Aug 23 to Sep 22 71
Libra Sep 23 to Oct 22 64
Scorpio Oct 23 to Nov 21 59
Sagittarius Nov 22 to Dec 21 54
Capricorn Dec 22 to Jan 19 61
Aquarius Jan 20 to Feb 18 66
Pisces Feb 19 to Mar 20 67
According to our analysis, you are a Virgo, Aug 23 to Sep 22. But you are certainly not a Aries, Mar 21 to April 19.
You claim to be a Capricorn, but you are simply in error. Please consult your parents as to your actual birth date. You can click on the link on the bottom of the web page to see how this divination was made.
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I'm supposed to be a virgin.
... yeeea, astrology is somewhat wack, but you know. Interesting. Kind of. I think it would be more accurate -- if you can even be accurate in astrology -- if I took repeated trials, but I guess I am more earth sign and nooottttt fire sign potential. And apparently I don't even know my own birthday! Over the course of typing this paragraph I have decided to say fuck you to this test.
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Ahora tengo que leer un libro.
Ima hon wo yomimasu. Ashita supengo no jyugyou ga arismasu kara.