How silly! I now feel really conscious of how I sound on "AIM," all laid out in text.

I don't know how to solve writer's hyperconsciousness. I shouldn't even call it "writer's," because I haven't written a thing. I need to write/send letters, too.

MY FIRST POSTULATE:

hyperconsciousness + lack of creativity + lack of self + laziness = this daggum diary

MY SECOND POSTULATE:

laziness = fewer showers

MY THIRD POSTULATE:

scuzz + me = peas in pod, or how I learned to stop worrying about classes and waste time and just pretend to shower.