OK. I haven't watched a ton of television over the past few weeks, but I would just like to tell the advertisers to STOP SHOWING the

WE CAN ROLL ALL DAY
AND WE CAN RIDE ALL NIGHT

car commercial. Or at least stop showing it TWICE in a row, pleaz. I fully understood the fact that they can roll all day and then ride all night the first time. JEEZ

The lady who gave my graduation speech is on Conan right now. eh. I like Jim Gaffigan's speech a lot better. He's wayyyy too cool for my high school, I guess!