Yesterday was my 17�th birthday! I did nothing to celebrate, really, as I forgot about it. At work, I ate a finger-ful of macadamia-white-chocolate cookie dough off the floor. This is not a statement to point out that my workplace is hygenic (which is certainly is not); it is a statement to point out that I am nothing when it comes to the power of cookie dough.

There is a huge fly buzzing around this computer desk. Just like work -- except reduced by a big number! HA!

[One frightened moment later]

Upon closer inspection (like as it shoots toward my face], the insect buzzing around is not a fly, but just a REALLY .. GROSS BUG IN A DRUNKEN STUPOR.

More to come