I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I AM STUDYING IN COLLEGE
MY NAME SHOULD BE JOLENE, BECAUSE THEN I WOULD HAVE (at least) THREE SONGS WRITTEN ABOUT ME INSTEAD OF ZERO
I AM GOING TO COLLEGE IN A WILLIAMSBURG THAT IS NOT (as I found out) THE TRENDY PART OF BROOKLYN OR WHATEVER IT IS
ONE OF MY FRIENDS(kind of, although it can be pretty awkward since she started ignoring our mutual best friend -- my college roommate -- in junior year) IS COMPLETELY READY TO MOVE ON TO COLLEGE IN NORTHERN JERSEY AND MAKE OUT WITH HER NEW YORK BOYFRIEND, AND A LOT OF MY RELATIONSHIP WITH HER IS WEIRD AND NOT FUN (for my roommate) .. BUT I STILL FEEL LOYALTY TOWARD HER
MEDIOCRITY/WISHYWASHINESS WILL BE / IS ALREADY THE DEATH OF ME
I KIND OF WISH I WAS GOING TO THE NEW YORK AREA INSTEAD OF HER
.. IF ONLY THAT I COULD EAT BUTTERED ROLLS AND VISIT THE 'ROYAL TENENBAUMS' HOUSE IN HARLEM
I AM NOT VERY NICE, I GUESS
I SAW MARY-KATE AND ASHLEY OLSEN ON THE COVER OF 'ROLLING STONE' AT THE BOOKSTORE TODAY, AND IT WAS SO CREEPY
ACCORDING TO PEOPLE MAGAZINE, THEY ARE FILMING THEIR NEW MOVIE 'NEW YORK MINUTE' IN TORONTO
I ALSO WISH I WERE GOING TO SCHOOL IN TORONTO
.. IF ONLY TO EAT CRAZY POUTINE, STOP BY THE MUCHMUSIC BUILDING, AND BE ABLE TO VISIT MY OLD HOUSE IN OTTAWA
BY THE LOOKS OF MY WISHES, IT DOESN'T SEEM LIKE I'LL BE STUDYING A LOT AT COLLEGE
BUT THEN AGAIN, IF I DON'T, MY PARENTS WILL BE PAYING THREE TIMES AS MUCH MONEY FOR ME TO GO.
P.S. 'MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE' IS STILL A GOOD SHOW.