"Washington, D.C." by the Magnetic Fields is nice. And I say this not just because I have been there oftentimes and feel like I should have some sort of Pride. And, all things considered, to claim D.C. Pride is an option that's probably not open to me.

But I have more than YOU do, suckaaaa! [That is, unless you are reading this from the 202 area code. Heheh. Oh.]