This afternoon, during one of my ten trillion trips to the basement laundry room, I unintentionally re-enacted a portion of a scene in Wayne's World 2 in which Garth, washing his clothes at the laundromat, has accidentally shrunk his underpants to about the size of his palm. Except -- mine was a t-shirt, not briefs, and it shrunk to maybe the size worn by a gangly OR provocative (midriff-baring) prepubescent and not any smaller than that. But you know.

So I tried to find a screen grab of Garth, with underpants in hand, but I couldn't. But here's something else.

If anyone is in need of a new personal motto, copy me and have it be "EAT ME, HOMEWORK"!!