Jobless, Sloanless, even Dashboard&Weezerless. But I don't feel too bad.
Methinks I'm hurtling faster and faster toward a life of apathy, but .. maybe I'm just tired?
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Seriously, I think my brain has turned to mush. Sooner or later, due to our running out of applesauce and Jell-O Puddin', my poor wisdom-teeth-less brother is going to open up my head and eat its contents.