OK. I don't know anyone who has actually solved a Rubiks cube. (Rubix? Roobycz?) I know it took me twelve years from birth to realize that I could peel off and rearrange the stickers. When I watched "I heart the 80s" this past month ALL the reminiscing celebrities/pseudo-celebrities cited my patented brand of conquering the cube. So WHO ARE those people I see in "I heart the 80s" footage who compete in Rubiks tournaments?? Where are these 'people' and how did they do it?

It may seem selfish to claim to patent the 'peeling stickers' method when I was, at oldest, six during the decade in question, but .. really.

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My attempts to finish my homework keep getting thwarted.