Today I found my Borders giftcard and bought 'His n Hers' after a LOT of hemming and hawwing. But it should be good, because I like -- nay, love (for the sake of rhyme)! -- "Pink Glove." Right after I tore off the plastic wrap, though, I found that the case had huge cracks, and I am pretty sure I didn't cause them. That really boils my potato.

Not really.

I also bought an AP English Lit & Composition exam study book, but I don't think I'm ever gonna read it, so yes. I looked at the "Studying Schedule" in the front of the book, and it starts off with "Two months before" so I am obviously SCREWED (to be said in a Norm MacDonald voice).