Then again, the announcer did just say that this one girl likes speaking in "iambic poontameter."
Depression, then hilarity, then depression again.
Well, I propose that if I ever go on a date to a place where hordes of other dating people hang out, it'll be a "make fun of everyone" fest allll night lonnnng. I guess that's already the duty of the 'Blind Date' graphics editors and thought-bubble caption writers (who were former English majors, maybe), but it'd still be a lot more fun than stilted cliches and hurl-inducing kisses.